How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.