What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.