Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What is H2O4?

Drinking

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.