Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.