Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!