Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.