How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.