Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.

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What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.