How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.