How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little