When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Whats that smell?

Auschwitz.

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How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.