Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise