Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.