These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He took too long to put his boots on !
Because he liked sole music!
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
That was a cloche call!"
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Puss in boots !
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
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He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because his boots were at the menders !
He was a lacist.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
They are two tired
sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
They can't get enough booty.
Because he's always Walken
In the Walken closet.
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
Stephen Hawking's personal gym.
They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.
A: Because 36 would be too many.
A centipede
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
A co-operating system.
Because he kept locking up.
I'm in the middle of *no Wear*
The elephantom of the opera !
