These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He took too long to put his boots on !
Because he liked sole music!
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
That was a cloche call!"
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Puss in boots !
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
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He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because his boots were at the menders !
He was a lacist.
A Walken humidor.
Because he's always Walken
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
Because he kept locking up.
A co-operating system.
The recycle bin.
A free upgrade
Nothing.
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
You break it up.
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
A masochist
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
Because it's always spotted.
They're really good at it.