Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

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What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...