How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...