How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

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What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...