What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.