Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.