Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.