What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's .

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What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow