What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow