What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.