Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.