Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste