Your girlfriend!
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
He fell on his ash.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
You slow down and use lube ( )
You Cantaloupe.