What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome