What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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Odor in the court!!!

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I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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Diabetes.

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Chrome

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"