What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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How does it spell?

dg".

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.