What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!