How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz