Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
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It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
Because when he grows up he will be Batman.
Because she was a girl.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
My erection.
A pleasant erection
The last black man to have a dream got shot.
A: Because Donald ducked.
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
We don't miss Harambe.
Gorillaz
Boko Harambe
A: They're both dead gorillas.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
