Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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A: They're both dead gorillas.

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What chews on trees and sings?

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

Cincinnati Zoo Jokes More Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae