Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

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You might actually get me to sub here.

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On some of them you actually have a voat

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn