Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.