How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.