What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.