What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.