Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone