What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

Previous Random Joke Next

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

Claustrophobic Jokes More Claustrophobic Jokes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic