What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.