Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.