Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety