Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Previous Random Joke Next

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.