How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.