One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
Your sister's hymen.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
WANNA RIDE BIKES
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
A bus
The Holocaust.
They're practically non existent.