What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.