What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.