What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.