What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.