What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.