What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

H20 Jokes More H20 Jokes

What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Substance Jokes More Substance Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

K9p Jokes More K9p Jokes

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.