What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

and "What's a gym "

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

H20 Jokes More H20 Jokes

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What did he make?

H20

Substance Jokes More Substance Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

K9p Jokes More K9p Jokes

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.