What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.