What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.