Inject Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

Substance Jokes More Substance Jokes

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.