Inject Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Tech Jokes More Tech Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.

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Claude.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.