Inject Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

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Let Meowt!!!!"

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