Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Roadrunner Jokes More Roadrunner Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.