Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Roadrunner Jokes More Roadrunner Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep