Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Roadrunner Jokes More Roadrunner Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.