What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge