A precipuss.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
My cat would be dead before I got 50
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.
A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.