What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.