What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!