Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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A ManDeLorean.

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Fo drizzle

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Rolling Stones

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In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard