Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard