When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Previous Random Joke Next

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now