When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog