Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(