Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road