Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.