How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...