How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.