How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.