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A good start.
I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .
A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!
Oil
Militia Etheridge
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A .
Militia Etheridge.
A gigglehert
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A. Militia Etheridge
hold a bingo !!
They only had 2 trucks.
because it's their sen-pais
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.
An army.
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
More than 1,000
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
A dim light.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
She must have called a 1,000 times
they only had 2 trucks
Because it scares the dog.
Pear pressure.
Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
Holes mostly..."
A Dell, rolling in the deep.
Bob.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
When your nose touches the ceiling !
An American police officer.
So that they can hear each other over their clothes
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
