What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

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I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...